Economists have long had to endure being called “Dismal Scientists”, but really that’s not hard enough on them. With their proclivity to invent trite phrases to describe complex issues, they deserve to be known as Dismal Poets as well.
The latest cliché off the economic jargon production line is “Green Shoots of Recovery”. With governments having laid liberal amounts of fertiliser – in the forms of handouts, budget deficits, slashed interest rates and “quantitative easing” (another new piece of jargon for giving good money to bad lenders in return for bad assets) – they now report signs of economic recovery sprouting like alfalfa everywhere.