A correspondent just sent me the following set of Depression jokes. I’ve seen it before, but there are a couple of new twists that are worth sharing.
US RECESSION
The recession has hit everybody really hard…
- My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.
- CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
- I saw a Mormon with only one wife.